FAQ

 Are these stories real?

Yes. Mostly. They're all based on actual things that have happened to me, with a few changes to details to protect the privacy of the individuals involved and because sometimes I forget exactly how things went down.

Why are you writing this?

Exhibitionism and self-expression. 

How do you hook up with so many women?

Short Answer: Confidence. Any schmoe can have great success with women if he's got the self confidence for it. Nothing's sexier than self confidence. I'm not particularly attractive, witty or wealthy, but it doesn't matter because women like men who know what they want and know how to get it.

Long Answer: Coming Soon.

 Where are you located?

The City. I'm not going to get any more specific than that, but it really isn't too difficult to figure out from context cues.

Will you go out with/fuck/take advantage of me?

If we happen to meet in the real world and you turn out to be worth my time, then it's a possibility. I'm in no way looking to hook up with people through this blog, so I'm not going to invite you into my life just because you're reading this.